How To Beat: There Is No Game – Guide


There Is No Game is a puzzle game with a twist! Originally a game created for a competition, this winning formula captured the attention of gamers who now cannot wait to try to finish it themselves. The game has the classic humour of other Kamizoto titles, so anyone familiar with their work will be happy to pick this one up as well. Check out our guide below to find out how to beat There is No Game – guide!

All Answers to There Is No Game

There Is No Game is available to play for free via the Google Play store or Apple App Store, or online. When playing There Is No Game, do not forget to have your sound on and turned up, it is much better with narration! Here is the walkthrough in case you get stuck while playing:

Part 1

  • Tap the letter O in the word ‘No’ in the title of the game. This will shake it loose and it will drop to the bottom of the screen. You will need to tap it 10 times.
  • Drag the O and release it until a square falls from the top of the screen and creates a volume button icon. You will need to drag and release 10 times.
  • Tap the volume button twice.
  • Tap the volume button once when it moves around the screen. A box will appear around the icon.
  • Drag the O onto the box to break it. A metal box will appear instead.
  • Tap and drag the metal box up and release it. This will shake up the entire screen, revealing two screws.
  • Tap and hold each screw to undo them. A panel will drop revealing a new title screen with blank spaces to fill.
  • Tap and drag letters to spell ‘GAME’. A mini-game will begin.
not a game breakout
This is Not a Game Breakout Mini-Game

Breakout Mini-Game

Play ‘Breakout’ by moving the platform side to side, and making the ball bounce off and hit the blocks to destroy them. Win the game and trophy will appear. Drag the trophy to the right of the screen to take you back to the main area.

Part 2

  • Tap and drag letters to spell ‘GOAT’. A green arrow will appear.
  • Tap the green arrow and go to the next screen and see the goat in the cage.
  • Tap the arrow on the left to return to the main screen.
  • Tap and drag letters to spell out ‘TREE’. A tree will appear.
  • Drag the trophy to the right to take it to the Goat screen.
  • Fill the trophy with water and take it back to the main screen.
  • Water the tree to make it grow. Do this three times. A green arrow will appear at the top of the screen.
not a game goat
The Goat in This is Not a Game

Part 3

  • Tap on the top arrow and see the squirrel in the tree, and a nut poking out from the bottom.
  • Tap the nut many times to make it fall.
  • Smash the nut open with the metal box and drag the nut to the squirrel.
  • The squirrel will drop the key for the nut.
  • Drag the key to the next screen and onto the goat’s cage. The goat will be released.
  • The screen will glitch and go black.
  • Click Yes or No.
  • Each option gives a different narrative ending!

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That’s all for this funny puzzle game.. Sorry, NOT a game. There is no game… Good luck.

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